Grab your crosses! Douse yerselves in Holy Water! Loosen The Big Lad’s Bolt With Your Handy Go Anywhere Spanner! Those twin titans of evil wrong doing and macabre jiggery pokery, Count Dracula and Frankenstein are muzzied up to honor Movember.
“I shat my pants when I saw them!” cried retired civil servant, Laslo Goulash who was on his way to the bakers to buy some fish for his cat. Without success. As an insurance policy he went to the bank to buy some fish. Again without success.
Here’s Drac slurpin’ on the neck of a virgin!
Here’s Frank being Frank!
Don’t know about you but I will be sleeping with the light on tonight……….
