Newser reports that a British man and his dog uncovered $68,000 worth of whale vomit on a beach.
According to the article, whale vomit is a key ingredient in perfumes and spices, so if your date last night went poorly with your whale vomit perfume, and candle-lit dinner featuring spaghetti with sun-dried tomatoes and whale-vomit spices, perhaps you may want to buy the cheaper non-whale-vomit perfumes and spices in the future.
3 Things That May Cause A Whale To Vomit
1. Nude scenes and related dialog in HBO hit series Girls.
2. The giant mass of garbage floating around the Pacific Ocean, that is the size of Texas. The whale isn’t vomiting from consuming the trash, but rather the irony that someone has messed with something the size of Texas.
3. The sadness of paying $11.99 for 30 shrimp at Red Lobster and then watching someone else get paid $68,000 for its own vomit.
