A kid comes in high as a kite, and I love how there's a cop right behind him. When they first walked in I thought they were together.
I'm standing behind the counter and the kid asks me "Do you guys sell cigarettes?"
Really? I'm only standing in front of hundreds of packs so I asked him "Is this a serious question?" his response was "I'm not from around here" I had to ID him for the cigarettes and he was from out of state but what does that even have to do with anything?
(not my stores actual cigarette display but it actually looks pretty close. Thank you Google)
I should have said "No sir we don't sell any cigarettes here."