DEAR FRIDAY: You Were the Biggest Let-down, the One Who Got the Power Just by Being So Weak

Dear Joe
This is the first weekend we’ve spent apart since we met and I won’t deny that I detest it. You know that I don’t rely on you to make me happy, but I love the person I am when you’re around. I love that our home is a crazy place where so much laughter and noise. The four of us under one roof really does feel like home. So… hurry home soon please. Your girls miss you! x

Dear LC
Your efforts to help me pack this week were really in vain. I often wish you weren’t such a brat sometimes.

Dear Andre
You’ve had so much freedom this week, in fact… I think too much freedom. You’ve gotten yourself into so much trouble this week. More than the average five year-old cockatiel, that’s for sure.

Dear Robin Williams
Learning of your death really stirred some raw emotions with me this week. It left a void and a genuine ache in my chest, so I can’t even imagine how this is affecting your immedicate family and friends.
As a child growing up in the 90′s, your movies were the ones that stood out the most: Hook, when I was going through the awkward phase of never wanting to grow up, Mrs Doubtfire which was released around the same time my parents were getting divorced, and my all-time favorite Jumanji, which was the coolest board game I could ever imagine playing.
Thank you for all the laughs you gave me as a child, in my teens and even as an adult with your amazing stand-up comedy. We never met and you don’t know I existed or even my name, but you gave my life so much joy and happiness from the gift of laughter. I don’t even think you even realised how amazing you really were Mr. Williams. RIP.

Dear Future Sister-In-Law
Thank you for the pep talk during the week on Facebook and saying all those nice things to me. I truly can’t wait to be your sister-in-law and an auntie to your little man when he arrives in November.
Joe and I will be down in a month for your baby shower. Hoorayyy!

Dear Sleep
Thanks to being sick and working late shifts all week, we haven’t spend much time together. Believe me, I miss you. We’ll spend lots of time together this weekend. I promise!

Dear Wonderland
I’m so glad you’re back on TV!

Making the fourth visit to the post office…

Reese: “Urgh! I didn’t bring my driver’s licence!”
Post Lady: “Oh Reese, as if I don’t know it’s YOU! I see you more often than my colleagues!”