DEAR FRIDAY: Yeah I’m Deluxe! Classic, Expensive, You Don’t Get to Touch

Dear Joe
My favorite part of this week was when you rolled over, put your arm around me and the first words you said that day was that you love me. {SWOON!} Did I ever tell you, my dude is a MASSIVE babe!

Dear LC
So you’ve met a spoon this week. Yep, just an ordinary wooden spoon. And you just love it to pieces! You’ve slept with it three nights in a row and love having it by you. It’s a mystery, but I have no complaints if such a thing makes you happy.

Dear Andre
You gorgeous girl! Thank you for sitting with me for hours this week, watching me do my blog thing. You’ve been a good shoulder companion.

Dear Troll
YOU FAIL. Maybe you should stop trying to tear me down and maybe score yourself a life? Just a thought.

Dear Cold Pressed Juices
OBSESSED! I spend a fortune on you but I can’t resist. You are making my life amazingly better!

Dear Hair
We clearly are not friends this week. You are out of control and you need to stop being a pain in the backside.

Dear Travel
I am so excited to get this show on the road. I am OBSESSED with looking for hotels and activities to do. I can’t freakin’ WAIT!

Dear Life
Thank you for the amazing life I have. I have a good job, which I like! I have a beautiful man, who makes me happy every single day. I’m healthy. I’m happy. I’m confindent and no one can bring me down.