DEAR FRIDAY: This Room Makes Me Smile, but with Butterflies

Dear Joe
I have never, and I mean – NEVER – been so in love with another human being before. Everything about you makes me happy and I love how you make me laugh hysterically for HOURS! I can’t wait til our holiday for my birthday. Once again, thank you for being mine. You really are the most amazing man I have ever had the privilege to know.

Dear LC
This week your dad said you were cute, trying to balance yourself whilst I was sleeping on your side. While I do see the cute side of it, it’s is really annoying sometimes. You know that none of your humans operate on the same hours you do, so give us a break!

Dear Andre
You have been a free bird all week! I’m glad you’re enjoying your freedom too.

Dear Sleep
We need to spend more time together.

Dear Birthday Destination
Less than six weeks til Joe and I fly over and have some fun with you. I can hardly wait too!

Dear Unoriginal Ex-Boyfriend
How embarrassing for you that you had to use the pet names we used to call each other, do the same things we used to do (ie. spend nights in hotels) and even have the nerve to use OUR song in your current relationship. How immensely pathetic of you. So your “cool” boyfriend tricks might impress a 23 year-old girl like a cat chasing a lazer light (but a cat is clearly smarter and eventually gives up after a while) but we all know that it won’t impress a real woman. It’s always going to be so satifying to know that your down grade will never on par with someone who did all these awesome things with you – 10 YEARS AGO.