DEAR FRIDAY: I’m Gonna Give You Some of My Good Time

Dear Joe
You are easily the kindest man I have ever met. You made my birthday wish come true (six weeks early) and I can’t WAIT to start this next decade with you. Thank you for all the laughs too. I love a man who can make me laugh.

Dear LC
So… plastic bags. I thought you were afraid of them, but here you were this week choosing the sleep on them all week. No idea where this sudden choice of bed came from. It’s weird, but if this is what you want, who am I to argue.

Dear Andre
You have been one very spoilt bird this week. Lots of freedom, lots of food you like to eat and of course, attention from EVERYONE!

Dear Sleep
I really missed you this week. I’m sorry I wasn’t around for you more, but hopefully it’ll be different next week.

Dear Honey in Tea
You are the best thing since slice bread. (And Joe.)

Dear Overseas Trip
For the next six weeks, I am a woman OBSESSED! Although it’s still early days, I’m glad I’ve got MOST of my things organised.

Dear Poptarts
So excited to see you’ve made a comeback to Coles. Hopefully people know how to eat you with your burning their mouths and ruin it over again.

Conversation in the supermarket

Reese: {Talking about pork for about 10 mintes}
Joe: Why are you talking about pork?! You don’t eat pork!
Reese: {stops} …I have no idea