CRAP PRODUCT (So Susan Jello Shot)

Attention Beauty Lovers! I am back with another Crap Product Review. I love tons of makeup and beauty related products. I test tons of products and fall in love with many of them. However, occasionally there are those products that just plain suck. I do not want to completely bash these brands because there are products in their lines that are awesome. I am simply warning about the products that are terrible and you should stay away from. These are my honest opinions and I understand a product I hate, you may love. That is what makes blogging so fun. What one person loves another will dislike. I hope you enjoy these posts and let me know your thoughts in the comments below!

CRAP PRODUCT:

So Susan Jello Shot ($24.95)

I finally found a product that is worthy of another Crap Product post. I am all for the concept of multi-tasking products. They are supposed to make your life “easier” (keep this word in mind for later) and keep your wallet happy. That sounds amazing…right? Wrong! Most of the multi-tasking beauty products I have tried either only work one intended way or not at all. One such terrible product is the So Susan Jello Shot in Hangover. Mind you, I should have gone with my gut on this and listened when it said…”This is going to be a crap product…stay away.” But, of course, I didn’t listen and tried it anyway.

Why is this product so bad? Well first, I tried it as a cheek stain. I have terrible luck with cheek stains because they just don’t blend easily. Do you have this same problem? It has a very stiff doe foot applicator that applies way too much of the thin, weird consistency formula. And when I say way too much, I mean way too much (envision whipped cream when it is about empty and it squirts out everywhere…yup this has pretty much the same effect). It runs all over the face.

Second, it DOES NOT BLEND AT ALL!! Once you put it on the face, it isn’t budging. Seriously, it is like cement to the face. I tried blending it with my fingers until my fingers were turning purple and I just couldn’t blend no more! I looked like a clown—->

<—- see those rosy circles…yup, that is exactly what my cheeks looked like! No blending to the hairline to create a natural flush. Nope, it was clown face all the way! Now if you want a product that will last all day, this is it. But it comes at a price. What price? The price of looking like a clown ALL DAY LONG! I even tried applying foundation on top and blending with a powder blush. Did it work? Oh my goodness, No! See clown image above because that is still what my cheeks looked like! It was so awful and granted I had to go to work! Therefore, I looked like a clown at work! Totally fine if I worked at the circus, but I don’t!

Moving on from the cheeks. I thought to myself…Okay, this is a terrible cheek stain…but it must work for the lips…right? Wrong again! I will say at first it did look nice on the lips and I thought…Okay, I can work with this…Maybe it isn’t worth a crap product post. Let me tell you what happened next. Oh yeah, I forgot, it tastes TERRIBLE and has a strong smell. It was so bitter and literally made me gag (like when you forget you have fingernail polish remover on your fingers and put them to your mouth…that is exactly the taste of this stuff). Anyway, back to the issue with the product as a lip stain. When I looked in the mirror of my car to check my makeup, this was my reaction —->

. Yes, that is the exact face I made. It was a total…Omgsh, what did I do to my face! The lip stain completely faded on the inner part of my lips (most lip stains stain this part) and all I was left with was a ring around my lip line. It was a bright, vibrant, orange/pinkish lip stain. It looked so bad (like I ate a thousand popsicles with my lips sucked in…is that even possible? IDK, but my lips looked exactly like that.) It was awful and nothing I did took it off. Needless to say, I went to work with clown cheeks and reversed popsicle lips. Tragic…I know!

So there you have it…another crap product! I would definitely stay away from this and do not waste your money. This is the worst multi-tasking lip/cheek stain I have ever tried…the WORST! The lies people…the lies. I have learned my lesson and will never purchase this product. To the dumpster, it goes!

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Note: Baby and clown images are not mine. They were found on google.