Hi Kids,
Take yer old Uncle Crackhead’s advice and follow your dreams!
I was a concert pianist feted all over the world for my talent and humility. But all I really wanted to be was a Crackhead In A Cupboard! And with perseverance, hard work, petty theft and a descent into hell I achieved my dream!
So kids if you work hard, really believe in your dreams then take it from me – They Do Come True!
