I confess… I overheard this conversation between two students the other day at the traffic lights, and I think it is gold…
Dude 1: Bro, I hear you have yourself a bit on the side. Dude 2: Na, I wouldn’t put it like that bro… …let’s just say…her and I share similar interests.
I confess… using the toilet seat after someone else weirds me out. It feels like touching bums.
I confess…I think too much about things, like unintentionally touching bums with strangers and my future and success and money.
I confess…my new favorite thing to do is have coffee on George Street and watch people check themselves out in the window.
I confess…nothing beats a good cuddle.
I confess…it really annoys me when people walk out in front of my car to cross the road. And not a brisk walk, they carry on walking at their regular pace and expect you to break or swerve around them.
I confess…if I am having a bad day, it takes all the strength inside me to not get on the horn and yell ‘haul arse you arrogant #$^%!!’
I confess…I have an easily provoked feisty streak sometimes (all the time).
I confess…every morning I dream of starting a company that make their yoghurt containers just a little bigger and a little less full, so that I can cram my fruit or cereal on the top and don’t have to use/wash a bowl.
I confess…I shall never start this company, as secretly, I think I enjoy the challenge of trying to fit my cereal and multiple strawberries into the container…and then equally enjoy having a whinge when it all overflows.
What are your confessions? Feel free to let me know in the comment box below.
Much love from your bad apple XOXO
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