Crikey!
The wonderful and brilliant lass from ooop North via Canada, Catherine Johnson (read her brilliant words HERE!) asked for a Sausagey Update of classic film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Thought of the Child Catcher (still scares the you know what out of me) Toot Sweets and even pondered The Old Bamboo but plumped for Chitty, Dick, Sally Anne and those two squeaky kids.
Obviously Dick had to be given the biggest sausage and we think his work in CCBB was only surpassed by Diagnosis Murder.
IS THERE ANYBODY OR ANYTHING YOU WOULD SAUSAGED? FEEL FREE TO PASS ON YOUR WISH!
