Momma Be Thy Name:
Last night, in bed, with my head covered, I heard the sound of a twisted calliope, an all-too-familiar score. Without moving a thing, I whispered, “Is that Tim Burton I hear?”
“Yes,” my husband responded, “Batman.”
“He’s like the McDonald’s logo,” I said, still tucked in tight, “You can spot him miles away…”This is one of my all-time favorite posts. I just thought I’d let it out for a bit, give it a little air.
Originally posted on Momma Be Thy Name:
After years of research, development, and lost limbs, acclaimed writer, director, and producer Tim Burton is delighted to announce the Grand Opening of Burtontown. Situated just miles south of Walt Disney World and Universal Studios in Orlando, Burtontown is certain to become your family’s premiere theme park destination.
Modeled after Tim Burton’s varied and diverse body of work, the entire park is presented in brilliant black and white. Burtontown cast has been hand-chosen to exude that not-so-dead feeling. The gift shops have been stocked with make-your-own-stuffed-animal stations (think Build-a-Bear, but with dead eyes and stitches). The lights have been turned off, souls have been removed, and the cast is just dying to meet you.
From the Hall of Johnny Depps to Mrs. Lovett’s Meat Pies, Burtontown provides a continuity of milieu unlike any other theme park. Take a dip in Barnabas’ Pool of Blood or work…
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