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Burritos Annonymous

By Marensmorsels @marentweets

I think I’m probably stating the obvious when I say this blog falls in the “comedy” category… The unexpected thing is that 90% of the time I’m not trying to be funny, it’s just me in all my blonde glory. The remaining 10%, when I’m trying my darnedest to be hysterical, I’m pretty sure no one laughs and I get crickets.

This is quite the predicament and sort of makes me feel like -a bologna sandwich. It’s good, especially with cheese. But you find yourself thinking what exactly is it? And if I don’t know what it is why is it so good?

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So I find myself here. What should I blog about today? I’ll definitely leave out the part where I literally ran into my front door while trying to leave for work… Remembering to open the door is obviously a challenge.

I’ll also omit the part where I texted my friend Susanna who is having a superhero costume birthday party and asked is princess leah a superhero???. Because the fact that I love Star Wars and princesses and any excuse to merge them sounds like possibly the BEST idea in the galaxy should not be public knowledge.

But I will tell you that I’m obsessed with Swamp People. It’s a show about people who hunt aligators in Louisiana. I love it so much that I bought a pink aligator cover for my iPad.

Burritos annonymous

Haha! Its so awesome and I feel like I’m on the bayou!!!


What did I eat yesterday???!!!!!

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Well I definitely learned my lesson that’s for sure! When craving a berry muffin do NOT try to satisfy craving with Coffeecake! It does not matter how moist and crumbly it is. Do not fall victim to the strusel topping!!!!!

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I know this because I had to get my berry muffin yesterday for breakfast even though I tried to trick myself the day before with Coffeecake…

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This is my you better listen to me face.

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Usual uneventful lunch at work. Erik’s Deli Thai chicken wrap with chips and diet coke.

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Aren’t I the most exciting eater ever!!! Just humer me and say yes.


I am so completely ashamed of this next part that I feel like hiding in the small space inside my closet…

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I had 2 burritos in one week. Agghhh.


I’m a failure. And I quite possibly need Burritos Annonymous.

I saw the Hunger Games last night!!!!!!!

Holy amazing it was so good! I definitely think you have to read the books first because the book is written in the first person from the point of view of Katniss. The movie couldn’t really portray so much because it’s all happening in Katniss’ mind. But other than that it was so awesome and if you’ve read the books you know all that anyways.

Burritos annonymous

I skipped the fitness yesterday and decided to bask in my burrito-popcorny afternoon and evening. Can’t go wrong with that!!

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