Hello,
We present the following, admittedly grainy image of Kung Fu legend Bruce Lee in a fight with Chuck Norris.
It is from Bruce’s last film, “The Way Of The Sausage”. The still is from the denouement of the film in which Bruce thwarts a gang of Chinese Triads who are up to no good. He retains the sausage with perfect balance throughout.
Why Chuck has got a Scone on his head is anybody’s guess.
So upset was Chuck at Bruce’s death that in every film he has made since he wears a sausage in Bruce’s honor. Here is Chuck in a Kung Fu remake of Pride and Prejudice called, “Die Hard For A Bit One Man War Gone Rogue Miss Bennett,” Pt 2 The Revenge.
Here Is Steven Seagal Wearing A Chinstrap
No oil painting is he!
