There was contrived amazement in the Papers about the Racist (UKIP) Party’s minor success in fooling morons to vote for them on the basis of ignorance, fear and lies, laced with false bonhomie, a pint of ale and a cigarette. The Party’s leader and chief chap, Nigel “I’m Not Sitting Next To You Darkie” Farage has returned to his cowpat to figure out what to say on tiptoe about the election results for the European Parliament.
Nigel used to work in the City of London as a trader. He is a chap. He doesn’t like foreigners. Or the poor. Or the educated. Or the tolerant.
“The Bigger The Lie”
As previously reported by Gfb, the Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister are a pair of bollocks, whilst the Leader of the Opposition is a dick.
They’re In It Together!
These shots were passed to Gfb by Emrie Self-Assembly, who happened across Rupert Murdoch taking off his underpants after a hard day’s undermining the democratic process. Murdoch was heard to say, “How ya doing down there boys? Still wanna fuck with me? Nothing like a shaved scrotum for comfort is there!”
If anyone thinks the Press is giving so much attention to UKIP because of plans to curb a Newspaper’s ability to hack the phone of murdered children they are naive fools.
Hi! My Name Is Ed Minibellend
It really is a load of bollocks!
Gawd ‘elp us! Nonsense For a Purpose Indeed
