QMI Agency reports that a Panda in China fakes pregnancy to get treats. Once the Panda stopped getting treats, it stopped acting pregnant.
3 Questions That Arise From This Story
1. Does this explain why a giant panda was parked in the expecting mothers’ space at your local mall?
2. Maybe treats of fortune cookies filled with lines from the Arnold Schwarzenegger pregnant-man movie, Junior, were the wrong kind of treats to get the results they hoped for.
3. What else are pandas faking? If the pandas in your drama class call in sick on the first day of school this week, we would be very suspicious.
*By “breaking” we are using the cable news standard that this story is only four days old.
