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Blackberry Bans Passwords Geeks Would Use If Geeks Actually Used Blackberries

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Yahoo reports that Blackberry will ban 104 “unsecure’ passwords when it launches its new operating system in January, including: Gandalf, Merlin, and ncc1701 (we had to look this one up to find out it was referring to the USS Enterprise from Star Trek).

Because there is obviously a demand from cyber-criminals to hack into low-priced blackberry teenage text messages asking “Where u at?

:D
DDD”

3 Other Passwords We’d Like To See Blackberry Ban

1. Crickets.

2. Tumbleweed.

3. IMissPalmPilots.


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