The BBC’s plans for the next incarnation of the Doctor have been revealed in possibly one of the most unexpected places on Earth, in South Central Kentucky, off of US 25. As you can see below, we have acquired photographic evidence that there is a Time Lord farm located between Corbin and Williamsburg Kentucky, where they also appear to sell fresh vegetables. Technically we have never seen a Time Lord birth, and this leads me to suspect that they’re similar to Cabbage Patch kids, in which they are grown then harvested.
No official word or acknowledgement from the BBC has been attained at this time. We’ll release more information as this story unfolds.
For all those wonder, yes I know I’m an asshole….
