Yahoo reports that job losses of bankers in London, England, has lead to less business in London strip clubs.
3 Other Possible Impacts Of Fewer Employed Bankers
1. Now everyone can afford to hire their own personal banker for home games of Monopoly!
2. Now everyone can afford to hire their own personal stripper once Monopoly gets boring, because somebody thought five hours of Monopoly: Star Trek Edition would make for a great bachelor party!
3. Reporters get to expense “business trips” to strip clubs to write “news” “stories” about the correlation between banker and stripper employment that British citizens demand to know in between Royal pregnancy updates!
