The Associated Press reports that after 25 years, the TV show Cops is leaving the Fox Network for Spike TV.
3 Worse Places The TV Show Cops Could Go
1. Your living room. It sure would suck to drunkenly turn on your TV on a Saturday night to view your favorite show Cops, and in a rage, thinking it’s been cancelled, fire a gun at your TV, resulting in cops from the show arriving at your door. You don’t even get the Spike TV channel to watch the action unfold and how good you look with a pixelated face!
2. HGTV. It also would suck to go outside and be busted by gardening police because you planted your perennials in the wrong season!
3. Storage Wars on A&E. “What kind of ‘Arts & Entertainment’ is this?” you’d wonder as police busted empty storage lockers filled with antique movie theater popcorn machines, every week!
