My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
Here are reviews the world they call “Art”.
1. Painting
Sunflowers - VanGogh’s masterpiece – Some flowers in a vase. Don’t like vases. I Prefer Urns. More hygenic. Vince cut his ear off. That must have smarted.
2. Movies
Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid - A western set in the west. Gary Numan is in it. Goes on a bit. Has that song about raindrops on his bonce.
3. Music
Chopin’s Polonaise in A flat major – There’s a bit that goes plinky,plinky, plinky plonk, plonk. After that it goes down hill.
4. Literature
Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky – A Russian bloke commits a crime and is punished for it. Goes on a bit.
Village News
The mime festival will take place by the counter in the Post Office next Wednesday. Thanks to Jeff Smegly for the face paint.
‘Til next time – The Wheel Keeps On Turning!
TCTP
