My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
Here are some reviews from the world they call “Art”.
1. Sculpture
Venus De Milo - It is armless enough.
2. Movies
The King and I - The slap head from The Magnificent 7 tries to get hold of Deborah Kerr after learning the lingo. Goes on a bit.
3. Music
Nirvana – Nevermind -I was into Grudge in my teens - Mum told me off for not tucking my shirt in. Then New Kids On The Block came into my life….. Goes on a bit.
4. Literature
Graham Greene – Our Man In Havana - The importance of vacuum cleaners as a nuclear deterrent.
5. Theatre
Romeo and Juliet – He loves her and she loves him. The families don’t get on. The vicar is a drug dealer. They die. Doth goeth oneth for a biteth.
Village News
A protest will take place outside the village hall tomorrow during the lactose intolerance group session. Intolerance cannot be tolerated in any form.
Til The Next Time
Keep That Wheel Turning!
TCTP
