Hello,
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
Here are some reviews of some of my favorite bits from the world they call “Art”.
1. Play
Romeo and Juliet - He loveth her, she loveth him. The families don’t get oneth. They both dieth.
“Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou?”
“Over here.”
Goes on a biteth.
2. Movies
Gladiator - Antipodean Roman General becomes a slave, cleaves a lot, discovers hair gel, chest shaving and eyeliner before “Echoing In Eternity” (whatever that means) - Goes on a bittus.
3. Televsion
Downton Abbey – I prefer Oily George’s adult version, Down On Abbey. Now has fewer ratings than HMS Victory. God awful dross. goes on forever.
4. Literature
The Naked Lunch – William Burroughs classic slice of Smack Lit. I ate my lunch naked once. Bowl of soup and a crusty roll. Crumbs everywhere. Soup was nice though.
Village News
The William Shatner look-a-like competition was won by Anthea who works on the frozen foods in Spar. Big fan of Shatner during the TJ Hooker years apparently.
‘Til next time – The Wheel Keeps On Turning!
TCTP
