Hello,
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
Our summer sale starts this week – 25% off all Charlton Heston and Diana Ross figurines! What a bargain.
Here are reviews of some of my favorite bits from the world they call “Art”.
1. Painting
Campbell’s Soup Cans - Warhol at his finest – I love soup, but not minestrone – the bits get stuck in my teeth.
2. Movies
The Bridge On The River Kwai – Obi Wan Kenobi sits in an oven for an hour, builds a bridge and then gets the right hump when it is blown up by sandal wearing William Holden - Goes on a bit.
3. Music
Scissor Sisters – Scissor Sisters - The proper name for it is Tribadism. I had to look it up. Many times. Goes on a bit but you’ll feel like dancing.
4. Ballet
Swan Lake - Lads with big thighs bounce around the stage for no apparent reason, whilst thin girls go tippy toe, tippy toe, tip tip tippy toe again for no apparent reason- Goes on a bit.
5. Literature
The Alchemist - Paulo Coehlo’s novel of a young shepherd’s spiritual journey to Egypt in search of treasure. Basically it is The Mummy meets Babe - doesn’t go on for a bit (just imagine if it did…….).
Village News
Next week’s summer Fete will go ahead despite the Vicar’s lewd Bingo calling last year..
‘Til next time – The Wheel Keeps On Turning!
TCTP
