Hello,
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
I’ve made some lovely ceramic mince pies for Christmas. Bit tough on the teeth my Nan reckons. Teach her to shoplift.
Here are some reviews of some of my favorite bits from the world they call “Art”.
1. Painting
Girl With A Pearl Earring- Lovely one by Vermeer. Shame she didn’t have the pair though. Tough times back then.
2. Movies
Smokey And The Bandit – Goodness, Burt Reynolds was hairy. Throw a stick and he would fetch it I reckon. Goes on a bit.
3. Music
U2 – The Joshua Tree – Bonio (or is it Borneo?) wears a silly hat. Streets Have No Name? – Buy an A to Z is my advice. Goes on a bit.
4. Literature
The 1984 Guinness Book Of Records – Got this for Christmas last year. From my wife. I don’t think she likes me very much. We are estranged apparently. If I knew what it meant I would be upset. Goes on a bit.
Village News
The Christmas Carol Service
This will now take place in the local Spar’s Canned Vegetable/World Flavours aisle due to poor ticket sales.
‘Til next time – The Wheel Keeps On Turning!
TCTP
