Last night was rough, to say the least. The Bachelorette producers toyed with our emotions, vertigo, more emotions, tested our patience for watching IM basketball, then capped it all off with one more layer of emotions, with a heart wrenching cherry on top. But let’s look at the biggest standout moments, in Andi Dorfman bachelorette gifs.
Bathtub Toast!
They share one woman, why not one imaginary bottle of champagne and one very real bathtub?
But wait, why was the natural inclination for you guys to hop in the bathtub together just to mime toast? Oddly enough, it all comes full circle with the locker room champagne shower spray.
Dylan’s Side Curl Upstages His Melodrama
Aaaand deep stare out the window.
#pityrose
Patrick Does Math
#math
5. Not 11. FIVE. NOT ELEVEN.
Andi Falls for Brian’s Trick Shot
STOP
Marcus Finally Gets His Moment in The Sun
And while the other one on one dates included a fun, wine-conducive activity like dress up, beach to snowboarding or hiking, his requires repelling off a building. While all the other guys watch. At lease we know his fear of heights was completely made up. And, thankfully, after all the Fear Factoring they get to wrap up with a totally original date, a concert.
Eric Stops being Polite & Starts Being Real
No one told him how this show works, but Andi is pissed he’s tarnishing her rep as the rillest Bachelorette. Meltdown ensues. All of Twitter cries.
Instead of an Eric Highlight Reel…we’re treated to a one on one with Chris Harrison, that was in questionable taste at the very least, and we learn that Tasos, dude filled bathtub with imaginary wine toast initiator, was the unlucky gent sent home. Overall, a pretty uneven and depressing episode. Dylan’s demeanor matched the barren winterscape of Connecticut while he did his damnedest to conduct the buzzkill train & cement his pity rose. We then jumped to a raucous game of basketball in which the odds were ridiculous, but still occasionally checked in on Marcus’ pout sesh. Then we were forced to watch our favorite life size Disney Prince try to have a real conversation with Andi, who flipped out for really no reason other than “The Producers told me to dial it up.” And while we’re all feeling horrible for Andi, sorry for Eric, and devastated in general by Eric’s death, Chris Harrison is like “let’s chat about Tasos.” It was emotionally confusing people, I can only hope that next week brings more positive gif worthy moments.
