Today I leave Melbourne, bound for home.
I tried convincing #1Hubby to ship himself and the kids over from Perth, because clearly this is the place to be. He was totally up for it on account of his severeLast night, as I sat alone relishing the silence of my accommodation, after enjoying some solo bathroom time, I nuked my Coles meal for one (living it up on my last night....) and called home. Again.
The Twin Tornado told me how much ice cream they've been eating. I cringed. Their father attempted to whisper at them to shut up about it, forgetting he was on speaker phone. I asked to speak to Miss6, and she got on with an excited tone in her voice (ah finally...someone has missed me and is psyched to be speaking to me) as she advised me that the Kids Choice Awards was on Nickelodeon from 5pm and I should hurry up and get off the phone so I could watch it. After iCarly. Yep, that's the stuff. That's what really tugs at the heart strings, am I right? It's safe to say that I've re-entered the earth's atmosphere after the high of getting through my speech at the Digital Parents Conference without tripping over myself or swearing too much. I'm beyond thrilled that the wine cask went down well (take that how you will), and am going to seek their sponsorship next year. Them and the makers of the industrial strength lycra Mummy Tummy sucking underwear. There was only one single occasion where I thought I may wet myself before I could wrench those suckers down in time, and to be fair, that was largely my own fault because I had just been within breathing distance of Woogsworld and Edenland, and Pro Blogger all at the same time. Who wouldn't almost piss themselves, am I right? Shameless name dropping, fo sho. But again, who wouldn't? It wouldn't be right if I didn't thank my Sponsors of Awesome one last time, so thank you Kellogg's and Chux. Let me know which of The Feral Threesome you want as payment. First in, first served. No returns. I was going to blog all the awesomeness, but others will do it far better than me. Plus a lot of my comments revolve around the mutual Mummy Tummy lycra knickers elastic snapping of solidarity that took place. And I wasn't sure you'd all appreciate a massive blog post dedicated to that. Mega highlight for me was the lovely people who came up and told me I did not totally freak them out or scare them off with my speech. And the ones who still talked to me after I was seen drinking cask wine on stage while doing my speech. I truly appreciate all the lovely people who commented on Twitter and came up to me afterwards. Because I was so sure the cask of wine prop was going to bomb, that I very nearly left it behind. Anyway I'm going to kick back in the Qantas Club lounge (thanks again to involuntary Sponsor of Awesome, #1Hubby, for creating such a predictable Qantas Frequent Flyer password that I could log-in and upgrade my flights using his points). In the interest of "TMI", I can confirm that I am in normal undies today, because on the flight over I think I nearly gave myself a hernia on account of the sadistic lycra underwear being so tight and constricting, coupled with me contorting myself into all manner of weird ass (totally Karma Sutra worthy) poses, so as not to disturb the businessman sitting next to me, who had legitimately paid for the privilege of a business class seat, and not stolen the points off his wife to upgrade. So I'm hanging loose (unfortunately, you can also take that one how you wish) and kicking back to enjoy my wine and food and the ability to breathe freely for my flight home. I hope all other DPCon12 attendees enjoyed it as much as I did. I can't wait for DPCon13. And it totally goes without saying that I will be telling #1Hubby that one is also a full 5 day Conference.
