Could fall asleep anywhere - just as attractively as this

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Except for when I have the opportunity to take a nap, then I'm wired

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So I'm walking around feeling like this

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Too tired to parent. Lovingly told the kids to STFU and go do something quiet

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And, most annoying of all, having serious motor skills issues

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I know, I know. I am such a whiney bitch.