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57,000 Channels and Nothing On

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

CNBC reports that Apple may be developing a skinny streaming service where you would be able to subscribe to a smaller amount of channels…like say 20.  Reportedly NBC parent Comcast is not on board. 

3 Slogans We Propose For Such A Service

1. “NBC – aren’t you glad you’re not paying for that now that 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, and the Office series are completed?”

2. “You just became history, History Channel! (Which is ironic given your limited history content.)”

3. “Aren’t you glad that nobody wants to #%^#’n pay for #%€%€€’n reality TV and it doesn’t *bleep* exist any more? You’re #%^%#’n welcome!”

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