Tonight is the end of Daylight Savings Time, so don’t forget to set your clocks back at 2:00 a.m. Here are three ways you can spend this extra hour…
- Write angry letters to automakers, microwave oven manufacturers, and oven manufacturers for not putting clocks on them that auto-switch to the right time like every modern device. Dear: microwave – we don’t care what time you think it is, much like we don’t care what you think “lean” and “cuisine” are.
- Get up an hour early by mistake, and drive to the mall for Daylight Savings sales, only to find it’s closed and drive home, thinking how foolish you were to forget Daylight Savings Time ending while driving to a Daylight Savings sale.
- Celebrate that it’s obviously time to waste some daylight! Perhaps you can waste some daylight by sleeping with your Halloween costume covering your eyes.
