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3 Slogans We Propose As Disney Raises Prices To Theme Parks

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

The LA Times reports that Disney has raised the price of admission to its Anaheim theme parks to $99 for kids 10 and older from $96.  Disney has also raised prices at its Orlando theme parks.

Here are 3 new slogans we propose for Disneyland on this news…

1. “I’ve got 99 measles and admission for one.”

2. “Epcot Center: We Can’t Always Accurately Predict The Future, But We Do Predict People Will Keep Paying More To Come To This Place That Should Be Named Expo 1986.”

3. “The Happiest Place On Earth: For Shareholders.”


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