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3 Reasons You Won’t Use Your SmartPhone During Christmas Dinner.

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

We wrote yesterday about stats indicating you are more likely to use the internet over the holidays, except for Christmas dinner.

Here are reasons why…

1. Can’t text mashed potatoes across the table to your siblings.

2. With all the differing political views being debated, the dinner table is almost as divisive as a message board. But unlike a message board, you get to eat turkey.

3. Too busy trying to figure out the ingredients to the gravy made by your hipster cousin.

Merry Christmas from Not The Worst News.


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