The NY Times reports that President Obama said today that the U.S. will “respond proportionally” against North Korea for suspected cyber attacks related to the Seth Rogen/James Franco movie the Interview.
1. Hackers’ computers and other devices forced to autoloop James Franco’s Oscar hosting evening forever.
2. Hackers’ computers and other devices forced to watch Seth Rogen high, imitating James Franco’s Oscar hosting evening forever.
3. Hackers’ computers and other devices forced to autoplay Gangnam Style forever with caption “live feed from South Korea. This is really how we role 24/7/365.”
