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3 Point Summary Of The State Of The Union

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

For those of you who do not have time to watch the State of the Union Address, we have three points to summarize the State of the Union that we anticipate the President to use tonight.

  1.  America and its fashions haven’t changed since the Constitution was drafted (according to the Tea Party.)
  2.  Congress continues to do nothing.  Except sit down quietly at the State of the Union Address when the President calls them to action.
  3. Tonight may be last State of the Union Address where the President does not ask Omarosa, Trace Adkins, and Sinbad which one of them should be fired.

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