3 New Campaign Slogans We Propose For Donald Trump’s Campaign

1. “Making America great again, and by ‘great’ I mean action-packed like in saloons in western movies where any drunk person could carry a gun wherever they go.”
2. “Trump knows it’s impossible to keep a bad guy from getting a gun.  If only he could tell you his huge secret plan of how he’d do an awesome job stopping bad guys from harming people, when he admits he can’t even stop them from getting guns.”
3. “Trump: this is what you reality TV fans demanded.  Enjoy Jersey Shore Vice-President Chris Christie.”