Yesterday, we wrote about a new inflight viewing option on British Airways entitled “The Seven Hour Train Journey to Oslo.” Here are 3 more boring titles we’d like to see:
1. “The Ryan Seacrest top 25,200 Train Second Countdown, narrated by American Idol Season 2 Runner-Up Clay Aiken (As Ryan Seacrest Is On Holidays Today, Presumably Somewhere More Exciting Than a 25,200 Second Train Ride.)”
2. “The-You-Must-Be-Bored-On-A-Train-With-Wifi, If You Just Read The Previous Paragraph and Confirmed 7 Hours is 25,200 Seconds.”
3. The “So-You-Are-Not-Very-Good-At-Airline-Touchscreen-Technology Flick Of The Month, Brought To You By Netflix, Who Hopes You Watch Low Priced Content On NetFlix, Too.”
