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25 Things I'm Going to Do This Week

By Parentalparody @parental_parody
So I've been making a list of things to do while I am without children in Melbourne for DPCon12.
25 things I'm going to do this week
My list currently includes:
  • Sleep
  • Drink
  • Shop
  • Eat
  • Drink
  • Sleep
  • Play some pokies
  • Clean out email folders
  • Drink
  • Go to Vic Markets and moan about the awesome produce I can't bring home to WA
  • Sleep
  • Nothing
  • Contemplate my enormous pores
  • Drink
  • Visit bars and restaurants that are not kiddy friendly
  • Watch some TV
  • Shower alone multiple times, in hot hot water
  • Sleep
  • Try not to think about The Feral Threesome and get all misty eyed (MAN UP, WOMAN!)
  • Drink (helps with the previous point)
  • Make a list of awesome shiz to do before I'm 40 30 and then laugh hysterically at the likelihood I'll achieve any of it
  • Make lists. About anything. Love me some lists.
  • Take my time in the bathroom without fear of invasion
  • Sleep
  • Maybe squeeze in a drink or two if I have time

It's going to be awesome.  Even if I do sleep off through a large portion of it.

25 things I'm going to do this week

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