We're on the fifth day into the new year. Thus far, we've had a pipe burst in our front yard, a bout with roseola, an ear infection, a broken heater that the person swore he fixed and is now coming back out to "fix" for the second day in a row, a car payment that was sent and deducted but cannot seem to be found by anyone, and a charge of $50 shipping on a $3 purchase that the company says is not their problem. I'm ready for a nap. I'll just nap right through until this gets fixed up. Yep. Problems solved. Oh wait...