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100 Million-Year-Old Fossil Found Near Texas Construction Site

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

The Toronto Sun reports that a 100-million year old nodasaur fossil was found at a mall construction site by a four-year old boy.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

1. What was Alice Cooper doing in Texas? Isn’t he supposed to be on tour with Motley Crue? And when did he become a nodasaur?

2. Will there be a Fossil store opening at this mall? We imagine they will need another product than watches to sell once the Apple watch comes out. And fossils just may be that right product.

3. A-four-year-old on a construction site? No conceivable questions there. We’re happy the kid’s safe, and found a fossil, but maybe next time look for safer fossils… somewhere like… the Fossil store.

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