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#013 – Out of Coffee: Snarky but Acceptable Notices to Hand Out

By Legosneggos @LegosnEggos

Keep in mind that I am usually a pretty kind person, but this kind of attitudinal post is what gets thrown up when I am out of coffee and have to deal with everyday frustrations without it.

 

#1 — The Awk(ward) Card – for when a blank-faced, “I don’t know how to respond to that” just won’t suffice:

#013 – Out of Coffee: Snarky but Acceptable Notices to Hand Out

 

#2 — To the obnoxious cell phone users and habitual texters in public places (needs updating):

#013 – Out of Coffee: Snarky but Acceptable Notices to Hand Out

 

#3 — To the Cutter in Traffic whose mother taught him that he was too brilliant to wait his turn like  the rest of us:

#013 – Out of Coffee: Snarky but Acceptable Notices to Hand Out

 

#4 — To the sweet geeky kid who’s been bullied enough and finally realizes (along with his parents) that public schools are powerless to help him (along with instructions on how to fight back):

#013 – Out of Coffee: Snarky but Acceptable Notices to Hand Out

#5–  To the otherwise beautiful girl who feels the need to entertain the camera with a street-credible smirk:

#013 – Out of Coffee: Snarky but Acceptable Notices to Hand Out

#6 — To the Jersey Shorts/Snooki wannabes:

#013 – Out of Coffee: Snarky but Acceptable Notices to Hand Out

#7 —  To the lippy teenagers and condescending young adults at home.  I’m laminating mine.:

#013 – Out of Coffee: Snarky but Acceptable Notices to Hand Out

#8 — To anyone who interacts with very small children:

#013 – Out of Coffee: Snarky but Acceptable Notices to Hand Out

#9 — To anyone who disagrees with what is clearly a valid and reasonable point:

#013 – Out of Coffee: Snarky but Acceptable Notices to Hand Out

And lastly — #10 — to our own family members from whom we sometimes require a reprieve.  (Just keep it in the kid’s handwriting; it’s so much more effective, don’t you think?):

#013 – Out of Coffee: Snarky but Acceptable Notices to Hand Out


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