Therealbarman
This is me sipping bourbon, or it might be iced tea after the ice all melted, I can't really remember. I have two kids and a wife and two cats even though I like dogs a jillion times more. I tell bar stories and I entertain and some people might say I'm more awesome than juggling chain saws on fire. I never heard anyone say that, but it's possible. Cheers.
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TheRealBarman
http://TheRealBarman.com/
Welcome to TheRealBarman. I am a real bartender from the East Bay, CA who is fluent in nightlife, BS, and everything related to the bartending industry. I love to share bar stories and chat about anything and everything that relates to fun and and usually immature topics. And chasing shiny things. I like chasing shiny things.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 170 )
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10 Must Ask Interview Questions For Hiring the Perfect Employee
Here's a fact: In the past three years I have asked approximately 50 owners and managers what their #1 pain point is in running their business. I'd say 45 of... Read more
Posted on 04 December 2015 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
How Much Are Your Regulars Costing Your Bar?
One thing you should know about me: I love Panda Express. So much so that they should probably sponsor my website and give me a free Panda t-shirt, because I'm... Read more
Posted on 23 November 2015 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
10 Steps Guaranteed to Land You a Bartending Job in 30 Days Or Less
I am asked often how to become a bartender, which is why I wrote the book, a course really. It's basically a simplified blueprint for learning bartending skill... Read more
Posted on 12 November 2015 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
Bartender Theft Exposed: My Undercover Quest to Find an Honest Bartender
A year ago, I began an adventure, a crusade really, to find out exactly how bad bartender thievery had become. Even those of you not in the industry are aware o... Read more
Posted on 06 November 2015 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
“Drink Yourself” with the Robot That Pours Your Personality | The Creators...
The problem with telling young children that they can do anything when they grow up is that they grow up to do dumb shit like invent a shot machine that pours... Read more
Posted on 03 November 2015 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
5 Reasons Bartenders Are Sexier Than Regular People
I don't try to understand certain mysteries of the universe, such as: where do black holes lead to or why anyone would choose to listen to Jazz, and of course... Read more
Posted on 01 November 2015 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
TheRealBarman Named Top 10 Hopspitality Blog by BestResumeGuru.com
I'm not sure if there will be any red carpet or tuxedos involved, but just being nominated is an honor. Some guy named Dan put me on his blog as one of the top... Read more
Posted on 29 October 2015 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
3 Secrets to Being a Great Bar/restaurant Manager
I was in a Jack-in-the-Box the other day-not bragging, just saying-and as I was ordering a pair of monster tacos, a mom walked in with three boys between 9-12... Read more
Posted on 27 October 2015 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
The 10 Best Bar Promotions Ever
There are no two ways about it, the competition to gain customers and get them to give up their hard earned money is fierce among bars and restaurants. Read more
Posted on 01 June 2015 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
10 Reasons Bartenders Hate Managers
It is not secret that in order for a business to run smoothly the staff needs to work as a cohesive group, despite rank or status. Or maybe it is a secret,... Read more
Posted on 17 April 2015 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
10 Reasons Bartenders Hate Managers
It is not secret that in order for a business to run smoothly the staff needs to work as a cohesive group, despite rank or status. Read more
Posted on 17 April 2015 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
What Should Your Pour Cost % Be?
I hear the same thing from owners and managers everywhere I go: “My pour cost percentage is fine. Why would I need your system?”Simple, sir (or madam)…because... Read more
Posted on 12 March 2015 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
In Case You Hadn’t Heard, Wine Sucks!
Before I go to bed each night, I get on my knees and pray to God with all my soul to at least consider burning all of the wine vineyards on the entire planet... Read more
Posted on 08 December 2013 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
Don't Look Now, But Your Server Hates You
Originally posted on TheRealBarman: THE TOP 10 MISTAKES THAT WILL TEMPT A SERVER TO DEFILE YOUR FOOD Many people may not know this about me, but I’m on a... Read more
Posted on 06 December 2013 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Wine Douche
MY EX-COWORKER, DANIELHello, my name is Daniel and I love wine. If you do not believe me, just ask people who I serve wine to and they will tell you that I... Read more
Posted on 05 December 2013 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
Sandi's 7-Step Guide to Becoming a Great Server
Originally posted on TheRealBarman: Hello, my name is Sandi with an “i” and I hate ranch dressing more than Iraqis hate Americans. As a recent graduate of... Read more
Posted on 05 December 2013 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
Hi, My Name’s Micah and I’m a Gigantic Tool!
Hi, I’m Micah and despite the fact that I have failed bartending school six times, I would like to help you learn how to get a bartending job. I am a bit bland... Read more
Posted on 13 September 2013 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Douchebag’s 10-Step Guide for Proper Bar Behavior
Sometimes I love my job. And sometimes I feel like a dirty hooker lying on her back on a urine soaked mattress in a sleazy motel: I focus on a spot on the wal... Read more
Posted on 06 September 2013 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
Hook Me Up Mr. Bartender
I just love when people come into my bar looking for a deal. Just so there's no confusion, there are no clearance items. This is not Sears or JCPenny and I... Read more
Posted on 28 August 2013 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION -
10 MUST-DO Tips for Getting a Bartending Job
1. Set Goals. I know, you hate me already, don't you? But we need to make a plan, to paint a picture of a path you can clearly see. This is the only way to be... Read more
Posted on 25 August 2013 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION