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• Grow up and Put Some Clothes on

  

  Image Credit It's official. It's getting harder and harder for me to cling to my claims that I'm still 28 years old. I went on a girls' night out Saturday night. Read more

  Posted on 21 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Attention All Dads : You Need to Read This

  

  Seriously, you do. It's comedic genius. The best parenting book I've read (sorry Kaz Cooke, but this is even funnier). Paul Merrill's Muddle Your Way Through... Read more

  Posted on 19 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• We're Home....for Now

  

  Image Credit And so to conclude the post-Singapore posts. I love Singapore. It was a fantastic break from our usual tiring routine. #1Hubby and I got along... Read more

  Posted on 16 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Singapore Fine Dining - The White Rabbit

  

  The post where we go all high class. No, really. It's fitting that The White Rabbit is housed in a restored former British Army church, because the meal was a... Read more

  Posted on 15 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Singapore in 24 Child-free Hours

  

  For this week's posts I bring you a quick wrap up of our Singapore fling, complete with Singapore Sling's.... I promise that will be the last of my poorly... Read more

  Posted on 14 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Moustache Cultivation

  

  Image Credit Imma gonna let my mo grow because it compliments my red neck image, y'all. I swear this is my last swimming lessons related post. It's not... Read more

  Posted on 09 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Happy Birthday

  

  Image Credit I did promise a hot pink bikini shot for your birthday #1Hubby, so enjoy #1Hubby turns the big 4-0 today. Please immediately note that I was a chil... Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Taking the Piss. Literally.

  

  So my first FFS!? is the fact that I had this post all written up and scheduled for last Friday, only I hit "Save" and not "Publish", meaning I was FFS-less las... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Too Busy to Blog : I'm Parking

  

  I would just like you all to know that I am far too busy to blog today, because I am otherwise occupied parking. I will be at the park with The Feral Threesome... Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Talented Little Shit

  

  I'm currently spending a couple of days with the #1Grandparents in Lancelin. Read : Breaking up the boredom of school holidays while lightening #1Nana's booze... Read more

  Posted on 29 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Swimming Lessons Observations

  

  The Feral Threesome have always attended swimming lessons. Usually once a week during school terms, until I got wise to the fact that I could compact that... Read more

  Posted on 23 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• School Holidays Survival : Dojo Style

  

  Which is not to be confused with the whole super ninja training dojo thing. While I do love wearing black, the thought of all that strenuous exercise scares... Read more

  Posted on 21 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Car Crap and Crap Cars

  

  Image CreditA literal crap car. Multi-purpose engineering genius. As mentioned in Monday's post, and whined about on Facebook, I had extensive car troubles... Read more

  Posted on 18 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Solo Parenting is Like Fighting a War Without an Army

  

  Extended title : Shit that only ever happens while #1Hubby is away for work and totally explains why I buy my wine by the cask. Hubby away? Better get a couple... Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : I Don't Have a Dishwasher

  

  I am possibly the only person in the developed world who doesn't have a dishwasher. FFS!? I have been offered one, but I couldn't possibly bring myself to part... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Life's Big Questions According to The Feral Threesome

  

  Image Credit I worked all of last week. Spent my days being a bona fide grown up, sipping flat whites while covertly tooling around on Facebook between actual... Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• An Open Letter to Jerry Springer

  

  Image CreditRaise the roof, Jerry Dear Jerry What up, yo?! I'm sorry, it's been a while since we had all the cable TV stations and received your awesomeness... Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : A Declaration of War

  

  Image Credit Some little mini-bastard that I adore and love and cherish and all that shit has been pulling the clean washing off the clothes line in order to... Read more

  Posted on 04 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Had a Dream

  

  So I had a dream last night. One that did not involve the cast of Magic Mike Image Credit featuring special guest star, Prison Break's Wentworth Miller. Image... Read more

  Posted on 02 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Easter Exposed : Where Easter Eggs Come from

  

  I'm far too busy eating all of the Easter Eggs and being consumed by the sugar rush - sugar coma - sugar rush - sugar coma vicious cycle to blog. Read more

  Posted on 01 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION