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• Toddlers & Tiaras: Ready Or Not, Here They Come Again. Stock Up On Your Pageant...

  

  You know the drill by now. Tease it and Tan it.  Spray it and Sparkle it. Then Werk it, Girl. Toddlers & Tiaras is back. Put on your protective Glitter... Read more

  Posted on 23 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Hot Mess: You Only Get One Beach Body. So Use Protection…For Your Eyes...

  

  Just in time for Memorial Day Weekend. If the humidity doesn’t kill you, this will. When you hit the beach this summer, be sure to pack your Igloo Cooler full o... Read more

  Posted on 19 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO, VIRAL

• Dance Moms Reunion Part Two: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Return For A...

  

  This is the deal. Next time we either get the couches back, or Mama’s bringing her padded Steelers bleacher cushion. Seriously. If this blonde chick says... Read more

  Posted on 15 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool YouTube Rewind: One More Time For The John Roberts Classic. Because...

  

  Busted. I know.  I’m recycling. But just a little. This is an oldie but a goodie that I posted way back when.  And now it’s back. And just in time.  Because it’... Read more

  Posted on 11 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, VIRAL

• Dance Moms Reunion Part One: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Are Back To Stir...

  

  I would have called you sooner, but you know I don’t get cell service inside that damn karaoke bar. That’s it. I’m outta here. Nobody talks to me like that whil... Read more

  Posted on 08 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Y’All Hear The Vajiggle Jaggle Of Wedding Bells? June ...

  

  Or did they? Only TLC and the head cashier at the Kuntry Stoe know for certain. It was Cinco de Mayo meets Cartoon Network meets that aisle in Walmart that... Read more

  Posted on 06 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Toughen Up, Buckle Up & Slide Down That...

  

  Holy Moly Cannoli. Is it June 2nd yet? Seriously.  Part of me wants to flip a table.  Part of me just needs to lay down. The Real Housewives Of New Jersey are... Read more

  Posted on 04 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s All Going Down In Midtown. The Christi Vs. Kristie Throw Down...

  

  Let’s Go! Let’s Go! Let’s Go! Let’s Go! Watch your tongue! Watch your tongue! Watch your tongue! ME save it? How about YOU save it, sistah? And where’d you get... Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• What Would Ryan Lochte Do?: Jeah! It’s Like The Ultimate Mash-Up Video. Totally ...

  

  Let this be a lesson to all you belly floppers and future Olympians. If there was ever an example of why you should never dive into the shallow end of the... Read more

  Posted on 27 April 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The View From The Top Ain’t Always Pretty When The Candy Apples...

  

  Sit down, Simon. Shut up and give Paula and Randy a chance to talk. I distinctly recall being told there would be snacks. Haters gonna hate. I know my junk look... Read more

  Posted on 24 April 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives Reunion: It’s Nothing But Prison Wives And Buttah Knives. There’s No...

  

  Raise your hands if you were expecting Wendy Williams and have no clue why Dr. Drew is here today.  How You Doin’…? That’s what that lady says, right? Holler.... Read more

  Posted on 22 April 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Rachel Zoe Project: Shoes And Bags…Yes. But Is The World Ready For Another...

  

  OhMyGod. If you cut your green beans on the bias they literally look like little quilted Chanel clutch bags. OhMyGod. With all of Rodger’s whining, I think I... Read more

  Posted on 21 April 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: If You’re Gonna Talk The Smack Talk, You Better Walk The Drag Queen...

  

  Seriously? He’s a psychic podiatrist? And now your kid is all better, and that’s really your natural hair color? Pleez. Just like those are your real... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Rachel Zoe Project: Billboards In Your Face,Thongs On Your Head And The...

  

  OhMyGod. Probably at least one of us should be watching the road, but those shoes are literally EVERYthing. OhMyGod. So I bought these new candles for my... Read more

  Posted on 13 April 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Don’t Be Rockin’ The Boat While You’re Rockin’ The Vote. It’s The...

  

  Oh. Hell. No. That JLo knock-off did not just say she didn’t know my baby girl. Laquifa What? The girl at the Pittsburgh Mall salon told me that this new hair... Read more

  Posted on 10 April 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Sometimes Love Hurts. Drita’s Birthday Brings Out The Best Of The 80′...

  

  What the (bleep)? If I’d known this was a costume party I would have dressed up. Dammit. Mission Control: Initiate bat s*** crazy launch sequence in 3…2…1… We... Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Rachel Zoe Project: It’s Pretty Maj In Manhattan. We’re Movin’ On Up To A...

  

  OhMyGod. Babe. If you don’t stop your bitching, I swear I’ll strap both of you in your car seats and hide your Binky. OhMyGod. There’s literally nothing else... Read more

  Posted on 06 April 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Watch Your Back, Mack. Here Comes Asia, Booty Poppin’ Her Way Into...

  

  Mackenzie. Can you handle it? I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly, Boo. First my foot. And now this. Boned twice in one week. Seriously, JLo. Did you... Read more

  Posted on 03 April 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Rachel Zoe Project: Après Paris, It’s Nothing But Jet Lag & Shopping Bags....

  

  OhMyGod. I would literally do me right here on the floor if this wasn’t slubbed linen and silk. OhMyGod. Just pick a damn ascot before my bangs grow out.... Read more

  Posted on 30 March 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Just A Small Town Girl On A Saturday Night Shrink Wrapping Her Baby...

  

  When you look this good in a leotard, then maybe you can tell me how to Boom Boom Pow. Got it? Trust me, honey. One more twirl and you’ll be tighter than a stic... Read more

  Posted on 27 March 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO