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Rule #40 – Comic Sans Sucks

By Don Mega

Rule #40 – Comic Sans SucksDear Microsoft Word User,

Please stop writing things in Comic Sans. You’re a grown ass man and this is the font a 4th grader would use to write his book report on the Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Look at how ridiculous this looks! I suppose you also sign your checks in crayon and dot your I’s with little hearts. You do realize that

;)
is not a punctuation mark, right? Come on, at least act like you’ve accumulated more than six credit hours at the local community college.

Signed,

Everyone Older Than 8 Years Old


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