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Rule #30 – Spin the Wheel!

By Don Mega

Rule #30 – Spin the Wheel! Stop buying so many freaking vowels! You already know that the missing letter in “T_” is an “O”. Why waste $250 confirming it?

Well this carton of milk says it expired last week, but I think I’ll buy it anyway just to make sure.


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