Well, it’s been quite a while since we’ve had another edition of Your Search Questions Answered, so I thought it’s time to bring it back around.
Due to Google restrictions, the search terms aren’t quite as good these days as they were a few years ago. But some of them are still pretty funny.
You can see all past editions of Your Search Questions Answered here. Let’s take a look at today’s version!
disgusting trendy words like proactive
This is a strange one. I’m not sure that I would call “proactive” a word that’s disgusting or trendy. It’s just a boring, Tuesday kind of word. Now “prolapse?” That’s disgusting.
describe how an ice berg looks in your own works!
So exciting! Icy. White. Dangerous.
is it ok to use bothering word in email
Yes?
can you die from being annoyed
Absolutely. People die at Justin Bieber concerts all the time.
write out a dialog between you and your friend regarding your goals for 2013
My Friend: “What are your goals for 2013?”
Me: “2013 was 2 years ago.”
grapes of wrath ending wtf
My thoughts exactly.
Old people should not use the word bro
How does this even need to be clarified? This should be ingrained in our human psyche. If you’re over 16 and/or not ingrained in skateboard culture, you shouldn’t be saying “bro.” It’s unbecoming.
how to write a classic love smgm
Do you think this person was trying to spell “story” or “song” here? How does one type “story” so erroneously that it becomes “smgm?” Or is “smgm” some kind of strange acronym that I’m not hip enough to know?
i published my book unedited
You must be Dale Courtney.
any spell to shut the mouth of a person who talk too much.
Snape would call this the Langlock spell!
what to do if you slap a girl with paper
That’s assault, buddy. Unless you’re an NFL running back. In that case, you’ll probably just get a promotion.
That’s all for this time around!
You can read all versions of Your Search Questions Answered here.
