It’s time for Your Search Questions Answered!
As you may know by now, these are just a sampling of the wacky, wild unedited search terms that find their way to 101 Books. I post them and then attempt some form of unclever response.
Let’s get started:
cheesy lines to cheer your girl up
I’m in love with you, girl, ’cause you’re on my mind
You’re the one I think about most every time
And when you pack a smile in everything you do
Don’t you understand, girl, this love is true?
Wait a minute.. that’s a Milli Vanilli lyric.
f the golden notebook
That isn’t nice. How could you talk about sweet, little old Doris Lessing’s book that way. God rest her soul.
why do i like to get slapped in my face?
That is an outstanding question and one you should ask your therapist.
im a snob
They say recognizing the problem is the first step.
how to write a classical novel
It’s a 12 step process.
- Have crappy parents. 2. Go to Ivy League school. 3. Drink a lot. 4. Fail out of Ivy League school. 5. Do drugs a lot. 6. Drink a lot some more. 7. Marry a crazy person. 8. Write great novel. 9. Do more drugs a lot. 10. Divorce crazy person and marry another crazy person. 11. Write terrible novel. 12. Kill yourself.
After your death, that great novel you wrote (step 8) will become a classic. Well done!
what happens if you don’t read books
how do reads well
Reads is well by do words well. Fun.
i love reading books. me too.
Me three!
read full forced lactation book
WTF?
words spelt weird
What about “spelt?”
To close, let me say that you guys wouldn’t believe the search terms I don’t post on here. Let’s just say that all my posts about Nabokov’s Lolita have made this blog a landing spot for too many bottom-of-the-barrel, scumbag, loser perverts looking for some hellhole of a website. Judging by their search terms, these people are the landfill of humanity. How wonderful that they find a book blog instead.
So on that upbeat note, see you soon for the next edition of these posts!
Here’s all my past editions of Your Search Questions Answered.
