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Wistful, Ludicrous, And Bleak– And All From The Same Assignment

By Mrstrongest @mrstrongarm

The Rumpus publishes a mix of essays and interviews. It’s an online-only publication.

For me, a Rumpus assignment is always a stretch. Some of the material is very dark. It takes me out of my comfort zone.

My latest Rumpus assignment: an essay titled Strong Is The New Sexy, written by a woman with a degenerative muscle disease.

The essay opens with the author in a hospital room. A physical therapist is teaching her how to swallow. Through the window she can see brightly colored hang gliders soaring through the air after casting off from a mountain.

It conjured up this image for me:

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Little worm on rock gazing up with envy at beautiful butterflies hovering and soaring in the sky above him

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Here’s a close-up:

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detail image of little worm on rock gazing up with envy at beautiful butterflies hovering and soaring in the sky above him

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Further along in the essay, the author writes that sipping water can seem more trouble than it’s worth. That to a weakened arm, “a bottle of spring water is as hard to raise as a dumbbell.”

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Skinny woman in gym workout clothes red in face and straining to lift barbell whose weights are two big jugs of spigot water and faucet water with goldfish swimming in them

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Here’s a detail image. I’ve read more than once that a lot of bottled water is simply tap water. I couldn’t resist sneaking in an editorial comment. I must admit, however,
I’ve never seen a goldfish in a bottle of store-bought water.

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detail image of skinny woman in gym workout clothes red in face and straining to lift barbell whose weights are two big jugs of spigot water and faucet water with goldfish swimming in them

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Finally, the therapist “handwrites recommendations on jaunty yellow paper, warns me against the use of straws for sipping.”

This made me think of the idiom “grasping (or clutching) at straws,” which can be defined as trying to find some way to succeed when nothing is likely to work.

Progressive diseases worsen over time. It seemed bitterly ironic to me that straws should
be forbidden (even though it made perfect medical sense, since sucking water through a straw would likely make the woman choke).

All of which conjured up this very bleak image:

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Sign on buoy in ocean says grasping at straws is prohibited, drowned woman in bikini sinking down into murky depths as straws float on surface of water

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For me, the most affecting note in the illustration is that straws were available to the drowning woman, but grasping at them was prohibited.

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detail image of sign on buoy in ocean says grasping at straws is prohibited, drowned woman in bikini sinking down into murky depths as straws float on surface of water

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Do you think the darkly comic element in the illustrations gives them added poignancy?

Did you know there was such a thing as Butterfly Envy?

Ever found anything swimming in your pure and natural bottled spring water??

Hope you’ll leave a comment.

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