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Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar Call Carly Fiorina Ugly

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

Doug Giles for Clash Daily, Nov. 8, 2015:

After the last GOP debate, the “women” of The View pulled out their dragon-nails and said that Carly Fiorina looked “demented” and her face was worthy of a Halloween mask. […]

What’s up, girls?

I thought you dames prided yourselves in being in the feminist business of sticking up for the ladies?  Did I miss something?  Have the rules now changed and we can all, once again, go bare-knuckles and say whatever comes to mind about whomever and not give a flying rat’s backside how crude, rude and socially unacceptable it is? […]

Not that I’m a big fan of The View, but I never remember you dudes saying anything nasty about the ubiquitous, homely ladies on the Left.  I’ve never heard them say that Hillary looks like Jeff Daniels in drag. Also, I’ve never heard them bet over who has more body hair: Michelle Obama or Justin Bieber. But, OMG … will they go off on Carly, or Sarah Palin or any of our other conservative politicians who sport lady body-parts.

Y’know, I would get the hens of The View going for the personal digs on accomplished conservative women if the show were called The Spew and the hosts were vapid, red-hot, teen-aged, supermodels, who’re more shallow than Perez Hilton and didn’t posit themselves as erudite sages regarding all things political.  But they aren’t and they don’t and ergo, I think for them to play dirty pool with our girls is both dirty and duplicitous.

Lastly, and please forgive me, but who the heck are Whoopi and Joy Behar to rip on any lady’s looks?  Do Goldberg and her hunter-orange-headed, unfunny friend not have any mirrors?  Good Lawd, girls. Talk about the putz calling kettle black.

Let’s compare looks, shall we?

This is Carly Fiorina, 61:

Carly Fiorina

This is Joy Behar, 73, after Botox and a face lift:

Joy Behar

And here’s Whoopi Goldberg, age 59 or more likely 66 (according to a 1984 New York Times article), a high school drop out who changed her name from Caryn Elaine Johnson to Whoopi because of her flatulence (“If you get a little gassy, you’ve got to let it go. So people used to say to me, ‘You’re like a whoopee cushion.’ And that’s where the name came from.”):

Whoopi Goldberg

I’m still incredulous that, as Wikipedia delicately put it, Whoopi “was romantically linked with actors Frank Langella, Timothy Dalton, and, most famously, Ted Danson” — all white men. Hmm.

Translated into plainer English, that means Langella, Dalton and Danson actually fornicated Whoopi. Liberalism truly is a mental illness.

Carly Fiorina’s face is a Halloween mask?

Behar and Whoopi “fart” Goldberg really should look into a mirror.


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