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Whoever he is, reports claim he's hooking up with Taylor Swift. So who is this guy? Here's what we know so far:
1. He looks a bit like a young Kevin Costner:
2. He was born with the bland name Adam Wiles so he chose to change it to the bland name Calvin Harris.
3. He's 31. Taylor is 25. Judge their age difference as you see fit.
4. He was born in Dumfries, United Kingdom, so he probably has a nice accent but it would take a super-posh accent to make 'Dumfries' sound sophisticated.
5. He's a singer-songwriter-producer-DJ.
6. You prolly know this thing that he did with Rihanna:
Are we excited about this hook-up? Is this a match made in heaven or a match made for TMZ? Leave a comment and let us know.
1. He looks a bit like a young Kevin Costner:
2. He was born with the bland name Adam Wiles so he chose to change it to the bland name Calvin Harris.
3. He's 31. Taylor is 25. Judge their age difference as you see fit.
4. He was born in Dumfries, United Kingdom, so he probably has a nice accent but it would take a super-posh accent to make 'Dumfries' sound sophisticated.
5. He's a singer-songwriter-producer-DJ.
6. You prolly know this thing that he did with Rihanna:
Are we excited about this hook-up? Is this a match made in heaven or a match made for TMZ? Leave a comment and let us know.
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